You will meet a tall, handsome stranger or you will stay home and pick fleas off of your cat. You didn’t meet and tall, handsome stranger. Therefore, you stayed home and picked fleas off of your cat.

All racers live dangerously. Gomer is a racer. Therefore, Gomer lives dangerously.

If you aren’t polite, you won’t be treated with respect. You aren’t treated with respect. Therefore, you aren’t polite.

If you are kind to a puppy, then he will be your friend. You weren’t kind to that puppy. Hence, he isn’t your friend.

If you drink Surge, then you won’t fall off of your skateboard. You fell off of your skateboard. Therefore, you didn’t drink Surge.

If I don’t pay my income taxes, then I file for an extension or I am a felon. I’m not a felon and I didn’t file for an extension. Therefore, I paid my income taxes.

I wash the dishes or I don’t eat. I eat. Thus, I wash the dishes.

All protons are subatomic particles. All neutrons are subatomic particles. Hence, all protons are neutrons.

All sneaks are devious. All swindlers are sneaks. Therefore, all swindlers are devious

All superheroes wear capes. The Masked Gomer wears a cape. Hence, The Masked Gomer is a superhero.

All wolverines are cuddly. No weasels are wolverines. Thus, no weasels are cuddly.