If you take your fish on a walk and you accidentally drop him on the ceiling how old is your grandma?

If you're sitting on a chair on the ceiling and you fall off do you divide or multiply the alphabet?

When you go shopping at school what’s your favorite flavor of crayons to drink, true or false?

If it's Christmas in October and your birthday already passed tomorrow how old is your older baby brother?

If your foot gets stuck in a cloud how many colors can you smell with your ears?

If you're multiplying a question mark in biology how long would it take for you to microwave an apple?

If you are going trick or treating on Christmas in July and it is Valentine's day tomorrow what birthday present do you give your neighbor?

If you're eating a bag of water for breakfast at night how many guitars do you need to punch a hole through the wall?