clowns

dolls

heights

gremlins

it ends with an n, like his first name

he lived in India as a child

he likes the spice

This is a trick question. Ethan does not enjoy Indian cuisine.

Homecoming king (and he won't let anyone forget it)

Homecoming Prince (but he's not bitter about it)

Trombone. Ethan never learned how to play.

Mellophone. Ethan was Head Mellophone in marching band.

Saxophone. Ethan plays in jazz clubs every Thursday evening.

Megaphone. Ethan yells at children with it.

best personality

class clown

most athletic

most likely to take over the world