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- 1. Open EndedFluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.
- 2. Open EndedGentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
- 3. Open EndedHmm... Strangelove? What kind of a name is that? That ain't no Kraut name is it, Stainesey? He changed it when he became a citizen. Used to be Merkwürdigliebe. Well, a Kraut by any other name, uh Stainesey?
- 4. Open EndedHe said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids
- 5. Open EndedDo I look all rancid and clotted? You look at me, Jack. Eh? Look, eh? And I drink a lot of water, you know. I'm what you might call a water man, Jack - that's what I am. And I can swear to you, my boy, swear to you, that there's nothing wrong with my bodily fluids. Not a thing, Jackie.
- 6. Open EndedI think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
- 7. Open EndedIt's 3 o'clock in the morning! Weh-heh-heh-ll, the Air Force never sleeps. Buck, honey, I'm not sleepy either... I know how it is, baby. Tell you what you do: you just start your countdown, and old Bucky'll be back here before you can say "Blast off!
- 8. Open EndedIf the pilot's good, see, I mean if he's reeeally sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low... oh you oughta see it sometime. It's a sight. A big plane like a '52... varrrooom! Its jet exhaust... frying chickens in the barnyard
- 9. Open EndedIf you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense, the court of Enquiry on this'll give you such a pranging, you'll be lucky if you end up wearing the uniform of a bloody toilet attendant.
- 10. Open EndedBased on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.
- 11. Open EndedI don't give a hoot in Hell how you do it, you just get me to the Primary, ya hear
- 12. Open EndedGoldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?
- 13. Open EndedThe base is being put on Condition Red. I want this flashed to all sections immediately. Condition Red, sir, yes, jolly good idea. That keeps the men on their toes. Group Captain, I'm afraid this is not an exercise. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Not an exercise, sir? I shouldn't tell you this, Mandrake, but you're a good officer and you've a right to know. It looks like we're in a shooting war. Oh, hell. Are the Russians involved, sir?
- 14. Open Ended"Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?"
- 15. Open Ended"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."
- 16. Open Ended"Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?"
- 17. Open Ended"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Rooshin phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!"
- 18. Open Ended"You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."
- 19. Open Ended"Mein Führer! I can walk!"
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