You could have knocked me over with a feather.

Santa Claus' helpers are known as subordinate Clauses.

The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

The grammarian was very logical. He had a lot of comma sense.

What did one plant say to another? What's stomata?

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

A fire station burns down.

A marriage counselor files for divorce.

A post on Facebook complaining how useless Facebook is.

A pilot has a fear of heights.

A man who needs medical assistance is run over by the ambulance.

A traffic cop gets his license suspended because of unpaid parking tickets.