10 questions
Why did the piano player keep hitting his head on the keys?
He was tired
He was playing by ear
He was mad
He couldn't see it
What is a golfer's favorite kind of music?
Jazz
Classical
Swing
They don't like music
What do you call a cow who can play music?
A moo-scian
A classical cow
A regular cow
A music cow
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Broken Piano
A Flat Minor
Musical Mess
Piano man
What is an avacado's favorite music?
Gospel
Swing
Classical
Guac-n-roll
Where did the music teacher leave the keys?
On the desk
In the bag
In the piano
They never found them
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music
Swing music
Classical music
Rock-n-roll
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
With a screwdriver
Hire someone
With a tuba glue
You can't
How do you make a band stand?
Take away their chairs
Take away their stands
Take away their music
Fire them
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They didn't lay eggs
All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach"
They got loose
They couldn't fly