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- 1. Multiple Choice
what do you call soda that tastes like crushed up candy?
soda pop
bubble pop
soda crush
candy soda
- 2. Multiple Choice
what did the taco say to the rainbow?
lets taco about tacos
lets taco about colors
lets taco about rain
lets taco about rainbows
- 3. Multiple Choice
what do you call a banana that is split in half?
1/2 of a banana
banana split
banana halves
a cut banana
- 4. Multiple ChoiceWhy did Adele cross the road?To say hello from the other sideTo set fire to the rainRake it upSet some new rules
- 5. Multiple ChoiceWhy did the tomato turn red?It was in loveIt saw the salad dressingBecause it saw Kadhan eyebrowsIt was angry
- 6. Multiple ChoiceWhat did the hungry clock do?Took timeTo kill timeTo make timeIt went back for seconds
- 7. Multiple ChoiceYou have one loaf of bread and you want to feed one thousand people how do you feed them?Pray to GodCut it up into small piecesCut the two ends and you have endless breadLeave them hungry
- 8. Multiple Choicewhat do you call a cow with no legsno leged cowground beefcow butt
- 9. Multiple Choicewhy can't you hear a taridatical peing
taridaticals don't pe
there where no toiletsbecause the P is silent - 10. Multiple Choiceyo mom so fat on the other side of her is a...parallel universetacosspaceyo mom
- 11. Multiple Choiceyo mom so ugly even hello kitty said...hello?o my!ugly"good bye!?!"
- 12. Multiple Choiceyo mom so ugly when the koolade man broke in he said"O no!?!""O ya!"mom???
- 13. Multiple Choice
I run but I don't walk. I murmur but I don't talk. What am I?
A River
A Person
I Give up
An Animal
- 14. Multiple Choice
A man was driving his truck with no lights on, and the moon was not out. Then a woman crossed the street the man stopped. How did the man see her?
He has good eyesight so he can see at night
It was daytime
The woman shined a flashlight so it will make the man know somebody is right there
- 15. Multiple Choice
What has a foot but no legs?
A ruler
A snake
A snail
IGIVVUPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 16. Multiple Choice
I start with a T end with a T and filled with T. What am I?
Teapot
Toilet
Container
Turtle
- 17. Multiple Choice
Someone's mom has 4 sons. North, West, South. What is the name of the fourth son.
Someone
South East
East
Mckenzi
- 18. Multiple Choice
You walk into a room with a match, a kerosene lamp, a fireplace, and a candle. Which do you light first?
The match
The fireplace
The Candle
The kerosene lamp
- 19. Multiple Choice
there was a drunk man came from the bar and when he came home he went up the stairs when he turn the lights off this morning he went down stairs he saw a dead man in front of the stairs
he murderd
lights out
someone did that
i died
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